just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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