Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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