Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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