The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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