you turned your livingroom into a bong?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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