I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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