going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
