i permit you to call me
Nicole vs. Life
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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