people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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