Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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