How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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