I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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