I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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