I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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