So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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