Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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