I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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