I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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