so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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