I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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