Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Randomize
