That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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