I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
he quoted the bible to break up with me
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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