Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
smell my finger.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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