But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
wow bdsm is so cute
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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