does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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