i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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