Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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