K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
zippers are such a cool invention
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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