dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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