no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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