Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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