They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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