dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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