i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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