Nicole vs. Life
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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