Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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