A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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