If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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