their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
