i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
the liver wants what the liver wants
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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