Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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