I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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