i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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