Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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