YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
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The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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