Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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