I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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