At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Randomize
