we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
do herpes really smell.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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