your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
