Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
how drunk are you?
Several
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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